From finviz
Love it! I’m gonna be so rich with the millions of stocks I buy! 😁
Oh, wait, I only have $22.76 USD available. 😖
Hang on to that $22.76 USD for a little while and you’ll be surprised how much stock it will buy!
Isn’t that the plan, though? Crash the economy, let the billionaires buy what’s left of America in a fire sale.
Exactly as intended 🇷🇺
This
Crashing the economy just as he planned. He wants to take us back to 1929.
I’d rather we take him to 11/22/63.
Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!
“We just have to stick with him and things will get better.” - Loser Conservatives
“If Kamala is elected the economy will be destroyed” - cons in October
“Going through the hardship is patriotic” - cons now
Goddamit I’m just sitting here waiting to lose my job over this fuckery.
Guess those million dollar bribes were worthless. Chumps
Hell yes, a super sale
Starting to understand why the GOP color is red.
- Russia
- Negative growth
- Anger
- Bloodshed
- War
- Red Wedding
Fortunately, my company seems mostly immune to the news… because we’re fully capable of tanking our own stock price, thank you very much!
Modern problems require modern solutions!
It’s working as planned. Those with cash get to pick up stock at deep discounts. What’s the problem?
😔
Only works if it goes back up 😬
Oh good, United healthcare is up.
Trump and his circle have to be making billions shorting the market with this tarrif sham he’s running every month.
There’s nothing else that makes sense and he’s going to play this yoyo tarrif game as long as it keeps moving markets and it will.
There’s nothing else that makes sense
Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.
I’m not saying these aren’t malicious people, but the explination that makes the most sense is that they are, in fact, that stupid.
Stupidly malicious. Money is the main motivator and we’ve seen Trump do the dumbest shit to make it in the past, Trump steaks, Trump University, Trump Bibles etc.
Repeatedly crashing the economy in order to short it is right up his alley.
Only way it might stop is if one of these controlled dips gets away from him and the bottom falls out of the market completely.
I think that is well on it’s way to happening
In a rational market that still adhered to fundamentals, sure. We are in the meme market era and have been for at least half a decade.
Companies like GameStop that should have went extinct years ago are still running purely off delusion.
ARE WE GREAT AGAIN YET?
My automated payment went in today, bargins for non-us investors
My manual payment went in just now
Have you said thank you?
Lol. :)