Fortunately, my company seems mostly immune to the news… because we’re fully capable of tanking our own stock price, thank you very much!

Then the fix should be simple… you set up a privacy screen.

Screen up:

Screen down:

Bonus signs:

Not a sauna guy, I’m a hot tub guy, but I’d think clothing in the sauna would trap heat and sweat and be less healthy?

Ringtone for when work calls/texts:

https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0

Not the prize email, but my Gmail is stuffed with porn spam. 50-70 a day.

My wife will do this when driving. She will drive the complete opposite direction from where we need to go and if I dare ask “Why are we driving AWAY from x?” she gets mad at me for pointing it out.

AI written you think? Looks more like the whole article exists to promote the casino, not that the ad was inserted.

At least they haven’t been charging you for it?

This is why, when asked for salary requirements, the answer is always “Negotiable”.

Wait until you see the ones with video screens…

https://technoframe.com/led-bus-screens

Joop! smells like baby powder. I got laid so much when wearing it. Married now though.

In America, in some states, that’s called “statutory rape”.

Could be either hardware or software.

I’d try updating the bios and video drivers first, failing that it could be a failing video card. It could be the screen too.

To test if it’s the screen or the video card, connect it to an external display and see what happens.

When my grandparents passed away they left my boomer mother a fully paid off duplex…

Which she immediately reverse mortgaged to fund her retirement because she has nothing.

A house my grandmother designed, and great grandmother financed and built, where 4 generations of my family lived and literally died, will be pissed into the wind when my mother dies.

It’s all about awareness, people have to know there’s an alternative before they can switch.

I didn’t know lemmy existed until I went searching for a reddit alternative.

Soooo… what? Buy ads on reddit? LOL.

Because most school shooters are male, the wingnut social media is going off about how they’re actually transgender.

There’s 1000% no evidence of that, but when has that ever gotten in the way of the wingnuts?

https://www.newsweek.com/unfounded-natalie-rupnow-rumors-being-spread-misinformation-effort-2001975

“Christian private school”

So much for the whole “we need prayer back in schools” argument.

ETA to running Doom on it?

What constitutes a threat to themselves is living in squalor in a burned out car because they’re incapable of making the correct decisions to care for themselves or others.

No, it’s the people who respond to people in crisis who need to make that call, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to look at someone running down the street waving a sword to go “Yeah, they’re either off their meds or on something, they need help!”

https://youtu.be/xrCVmR3dke4

You reach that point and you have abdicated personal autonomy.