What a very specific “meme”.
Some people here don’t really understand memes
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
What’s infuriating about this? It seems to be related to her situation
It’s generally regarded as a shitty thing when someone has an affair with a married person. For said person to then go on and make a meme boasting about it is even more shitty.
Keep us updated 😄
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
I never thought leopards would eat MY face…
Why are there three instances of " ?? Where is the fourth one? Make it make sense.
This is a precise punctuation zone.
We only allow the use of a single “?” here.
Please correct before continuing on your way, sir.
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He was searching it too and found a woman
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
HiLaRiOuS
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
She believes he’ll be loyal to her cause she dedicates all of her time to him. She’s a bit delusional to say the least…
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
Lessons will be learned here
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
doubt
So you’re an optimist then.
No, they won’t.
Until he finds a new mistress
Accounting he only had one on the go at a time.
Ugh, this entire concept makes me want to wash my eyeballs, both the cheating, the homewrecking, the justifying it after the fact, and the gloating too.
And let’s face it, she’s no longer the mistress because there’s a new one
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
At some point every person who enters a relationship in this way realises that they have generated absolute proof that their committed partner is utterly open to infidelity to the point of separation.
