“Fuck you, I got mine.”

-Boomers

I paid $45 for mine and it works flawlessly every time.

Get a brother laser printer

My favorite part was when corporations lied their asses off to the entire world for over 50 years while simultaneously telling is this is all our fault but if we recycled and didn’t use too much water, gas, or electricity we could undo the harm that we were personally responsible for.