dude, comparing Clarkson to Keanu? that’s a low blow, but whatever. i gotta say something about comparing pregnant women to Dolly Parton though. Dolly doesn’t deserve that. I’d like to think we’re better than that here on lemmy.

why not just tetrahedron.global?

HOW CRANKABLE WOULD YOU SAY THE F9000 IS

I’M AN ADULT

My suspension of disbelief says the PADDs are because of information security. They can afford for everyone to have 20 PADDs so they’re all coded to only have one document until wiped by the central computer or engineering

my town has one of those ad magazines that comes out every month with a small calendar of civic events. there’s a 35% off coupon to the weed store in there every month. I’ll take the entire book of ads for that discount.

My aunt in the 90s said membership in the klan in Atlanta was as prevalent as membership in the boy scouts. I have little reason to doubt her.

At that point we’re mounting mannequin heads

You spelled concussion wrong

Familiarize yourself with the OSS manual on subtle sabotage

what you don’t want to be secretary at an engineering firm? why else would you get an engineering degree? ▔\▁((.′◔_′◔.))▁/▔

Suckers I inherited a cane from one side and a watercolor of a dog from the other. Behold my wealth and cry into your lentils. My lentils are salty enough.

Minor suggestion. Try dying poor at your boss’s desk. You have nutrients and minerals that can be extracted for our use, don’t be a hog.

In the meantime children need to die for their utopia get with the program

that’s such a capricorn thing to say