#TrumpTardigrades

They will finally inherit the earth once humanity and 3/4 of animals burn away.

Yeah, like I’m a white man too, see? Now I can’t cover my heart when I pray to the flag, and I can’t wave hello and goodbye to my oodles of real life friends? So much for FrEeDoM oF sPeEcH!!

…_/s

Pretending it was an accident and everybody is actually against it is part of the fun for them.

Oh well good to know his intentions are pure and targeted and easily applied fairly.

I’m sure he will help end the war and the suffering. But in the monkey’s paw style.