To be fair, the last time I flew the jolly Roger was over a decade ago. Finding a stream/torrent that:

1. Wasn’t potato quality
2. Had seeders
3. Wasn’t shut down since last time
4. Wouldn’t give you a virus
5. Was actually the thing you were looking for (I did not have sexual relations with that woman)

was a much more time consuming process.

Back in my day, it was a much more involved process.

Once it’s on the disk it’s fair game.

Do people really rewatch stuff that often?

Piracy is a hassle, the convenience of streaming made the cost worthwhile. They’ve forgotten this. Once the cost outweighs the convenience, the hassle won’t seem like such a hassle anymore.

It was $60 when I looked

More like a studio apartment with a separate space with a separate bed.

Yeah, it’s a van. It’s cheap and it’s on the beach. Some people are into that. The reviews are great, the people who went for it knew what they were getting and were happy with what they got. It’s a fun novelty for the kind of person who’s into it, I’m not sure why people are upset about it.

There’s still the loft, which has the sole function of having a bed.

What else would you call a closed space with a deliberate, designed space for a bed?

It is described as such already, and there are multiple pictures to show exactly that. It is a camper van with 2 sleeping spaces, that is reflected in the listing

There are two spaces to sleep, the main bed and the loft. How else would you communicate that information on the site?

What’s infuriating about this? Maybe I’m biased because I’ve seriously considered van life before, but a couple nights in a camper on the beach seems like a fun novelty trip.

Are we sure it’s AI? It looks like an old medical illustration for delivering twins entangled in the womb.