Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you’ve just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.
What are Haitian immigrants eating?
A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food
We’re sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats
The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?
So a commercial is one thing, but a commercial that quizzes me to see if I paid attention is a completely different entity altogether. That’s the part of the whole equation that would be too much.
Drink verification can to continue.
Your phone’s Wi-Fi told them exactly where in the store you were. That’s how they knew what you were looking at.
Time to stop shopping on Etsy.