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I think you deserve credit for finding a humorous, joyful way to make your point, instead of being obnoxious about it. I don’t even want to imagine what this post (and the accompanying comments) would be like on The Site That Shall Not Be Named.

Thank you for the translation!

Change the name of the community to Mildly Hilarious

“I can’t get laid, so I want to make it as inconvenient as possible for everyone else. Also, my wife left me for a man who doesn’t treat her like a bangmaid, so I want to make ‘adultary’ a major offense.”

Not an educated gun aficionado, but I know a tiny bit. What caliber is that thing?

“Rhino” is a good name. It looks like it’s ready to kick your ass, weather you’re the one it’s aimed at, or the one holding it.

Edit: it’s a .357 Mag. Damn.

I loved the fact that they had to worry about things like PDCs, running out of ammo, “nuking” a planet just by throwing giant rocks at it, etc.

Huh. Good to know. Thanks!

I always imagine that there’s a LOT of electronic warfare going on invisibly. There’s so much signal jamming that real Integrated Air Defense just can’t work. Dumb, poorly targeted flak is the best they can do.

This is based on nothing. It’s just part of my suspension of disbelief.

Salary demands are a good way to weed out the cheapskate companies that can’t retain employees, won’t treat you with respect, and generally aren’t worth the effort. Frustrating, yes, but it’s their loss and not yours.

“Why are those small candy bars called ‘Fun Size’? What’s ‘fun’ about less candy?”

• some comedian whose name I can’t remember

The autocorrect error makes this even funnier

I am so glad I watched the video. Seeing his arm in motion really drives it home. (Skip ahead about 17 seconds to spare yourself the agony of hearing his voice.)

Talking about his “heart” was obviously only included as an incredibly weak attempt at an excuse for the salute. I’m sure there are apologists out there who have lapped it up, though.

Certainly not true 100% of the time, but absolutely worth keeping in mind, especially if one is naive or emotionally immature.

Ah. The blissful happy ending that they both deserve. Thank you for sharing.

In my case, YEP.

If someone will cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you.

I’m all for the average retiree spending freely and enjoying what they earned. They spent a lifetime working; it’s their money. Inheritance issues create way too many family disputes.

The fact that politicians and executives consider this a “shock” is part of the problem.

Or, they will hear about it and think the “lamestream media” is lying.

It will be chaos, at our expense (of course) and the American people will learn nothing.