Just do it.

So it’s closer to Juan Pujol Garcia.

As discussed on Citation Needed.

“I told you to take the wizard’s phone!”

… was firing the guns causing the leaks? Or would firing the gun risk blowing yourself sky high?

Or ground low, I suppose.

Obligatory “Zach’s gun rants.”

At sea level.

Getting into a shootout while suspended from a giant fragile bag sounds like an intensely stupid idea.

Backup engines.

Totally a missed opportunity for ultrasonics, if you ask me.

So we can clean their hull from beyond visual range?

What, by jousting?

Show me which Zeppelin engaged air targets.

Or the rockets to orbit them.

As does this one. Literally a hardened cropduster, as a loitering weapons-delivery platform with infrastructure demands that fit in a shoebox.

Not even as a joke does some WWII dogfighting gun beat the GAU-8. The A-10 is a high-redundancy delivery platform to put that fuckoff ridiculous weapon over a target. It spits so much lead that it out-thrusts the engines.

The truly noncredible replacement would be a GAU-8 mounted in a rotorcraft. The pilot noses down to get on-target, and the aircraft translates backwards and upward without altering trajectory.

Save the cobalt, donate a mile-wide strip of the border to Poland.

If the opposing infantry goes “holy shit, they brought a tank!” - it’s a tank.

Or insisting the series ended and there will never be another Cy&H strip, whenever someone asks. While keeping a normal schedule.

At the very least they should take the month off. It’s an excuse to fuck with people, on-brand, by doing nothing.

What’s gay to civilians is brotherhood in the Army. What’s gay to the Army is brotherhood in the Navy. What’s gay to the Navy is illegal.