“I’m both angry and disappointed, son. Porn is free and better on the Internet.”
Ah the right of passage. The first “horny time I don’t know what consequences are I’m sure I’ll find a way out of it” moment.
Have fun with the parenting!
My mom bought me a book that said the devil was in my pants and I’d go to hell. So, that’s one approach.
That’s why you always go for the porn family plan, much better value and you can share it with Grandma /s
porn family plan
not to be confused with the family porn plan.
Rookie move
Funny story of the at one about 10 years ago I rented a room in a house with these two old(60+) alcoholics. We split the cable/internet bill, normally it was $270 a month ($90 per person). At the time I was about to move across the country and was doing business trips back and and forth. This month I was there for about 1 week. The cable bill came in and it was close to a grand.
They wanted me to pay $350 and I said no! I called the cable company and asked why it was so high. They said it was from like 14 porn movies being purchased all from one cable box(I never even unboxed mine) over a week end. They gave me the serial of the box and I checked all the boxes. I found out who it was, I payed my $90 dollars and told them to figure out the rest. I moved out the end of the next month, never did learn what happened to the bill(wasn’t in my name thankfully).
the cable/internet bill, normally it was $270 a month
Tell me you’re in Canada without saying the words ;-)
Yeah this is retarded even by US standards
Thats a slur btw.
Yeah, use spastic instead.
the cable/internet bill, normally it was $270 a month
Jeebus, no wonder companies are doing all they can to cram ads everywhere. They were living high on the hog and streaming essentially gutted their shady price gouging.
1€/month isn’t bad at all. How did you notice such a small increase and not chalk it up to a fee or something. Watching that bill like a hawk.
I have bad blood with this company cause they’re huge scammers and just overall awful.
“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”
80’s kids
Relevant
Damn, you gotta teach that kid some serious Google skills.
He says these are more high quality than what you find online (no ads, HD, full length) and it’s continuous streaming. 🙃
A teen watching full length continuous streaming porn? Hope he’s got some Gatorade in there!
If you are going to do that stuff use a hardened browser with Ublock Origin
hardened
He talks about it like its wine lol
Time to teach him about torrenting. No continuous streaming, but no ads, full hd and full length
Aww full length porn is tight.
/RyanGeorgeVoice
o7
Damn, your boy has standards. I love how he told you his reasoning lol
Cat was outta the bag
https://pornstellar.com/ + UBlock Origin
https://pornhoarder.tv/ + uBlock Origin
Pai ba punei adblock ca si eu ma dau batut cand vad cate reclame is pe net in ziua de azi.
Foloseste Brave ca browser…
Chiar si asa. Baga un Ublock Origin si poate Consent-o-matic la extensii.
Uhhhhhh, bem vindo a EasyList/uBO – Cookie Notices.
Sorry, can’t speak Portuguese beyond the stuff out the front of Nando’s. uBlock Origin includes two lists in the settings (both off by default) that also handle bypassing cookie notices. The other one is AdGuard/uBO – Cookie Notices, but I’ve been getting by with just the first one enabled. Useful if you want to keep your number of extensions down.
EDIT: Also just realizing this is not Portuguese. Told you I can’t speak it.
It’s Romanian lol, honestly you weren’t thaaaaaat far off I guess
Portugal is secretly Eastern European, after all…
Sorry, can’t speak Portuguese beyond the stuff out the front of Nando’s
Nominated for Most British Sentence of the Month 😄
Straight to his room and don’t come out until he’s learned his lesson…
So, 37 seconds?
