the cable/internet bill, normally it was $270 a month

Tell me you’re in Canada without saying the words ;-)

I love how every website leans on JavaScript as a crutch.

Wait. No I don’t.

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Obviously the requester is a child. It’s best to keep American children free of anything that may suggest harm or upset. Also, school shootings are up, but obviously that’s not a risk to OOP.

Remember when the WaPo had integrity? Good times.

People become acclimatized more to a given climate, but there’s a very real scientific point at which humans - all humans - can’t cool off and will overheat and die. There’s no amount of “aw, shucks. I grew up around here. It’s not that hot” that will save a person at that stage.

Both of them?

I worry it’s a lot, and many different varieties. They may be thunder-doming in his body as we speak, with only the injections from the pre-teen blood banks he has trapped in the basement keeping everything at bay.

Plex experience

Fuck you right in your marketer whore mouth.

Sorry. I kinda lost it for a sec. I’m absolutely done with this marketing speech where everything’s an experience or the spend on actioning the ask is the goal of our synergy win. I feel dirty using those whore words, and I feel people are cheap skanks when they use them as well.

I hate thinking people I don’t know yet are just filthy whores, even if the signs are there in full stereo sound. Like somewhere, I hear a shitty saxophone and a porn bass, the jungle drums of cheap sleazy late-stage porn star fucklumpdom.

And I should be better. The whores should be better, bimbos and jimbos, also. Maybe if they all died of syphilis right now I’d be happier.

Yes. Yes I would. I would be happier if everyone who said ‘experience’ like that, or ‘the ask’, or ‘the spend’, or ‘action this’ like they’re too fuckknuckled to choose a fitting verb, or a sales ‘win’, or synergy outside a bio lab; I would be happier if they all died of syphilis.

And then cluster migraines every time someone says ‘emails’. Wait. No, that’s mean. Just a game misconduct penalty of some kind.

-fweet- illegal construction. Penalty! 10 yards. Repeat first grade. (‘yard’ here is a junk punch)

Yeah. Now I’m smiling.

if i don’t want to use the distro package manager

I’m stunned you don’t understand why this is a problem.

This was absolutely trivial stuff before the great Y2K layoffs, so if you can’t figure it out, ask someone who was releasing software professionally back then.

And please, if you learn something from this, try to help others.

Have we applied the same scrutiny to HFCS or refined Sugar itself? Or does sugar get a pass because it was the first plant processed for its sweetness?

Remember that they knew it was paper taped to a window when they made the attempt.

Who forced them to write quickly?

It’s now law in my region that job descs must include a salary range (and not $1-$1m DoE).

Before then, my friend with three degrees and a faang-laden resume had a phrase he used:

“To be sure this project is adequately budgeted, let me know what salary range you’re considering offering. This is a big ‘mineshaft canary’ for me, as an under-buggeted project is doomed to failure and also lets me know how your Project Management, Finance, Devel, and IT groups interact. If it’s not healthy, the budget will reflect that.”

Or so. But he approached things differently:

I don’t get why anyone views being a moderator like ownership.

Compare pet care.

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… unity.

It’s funny that you’re intentionally removing a crucial part of the word in a complaint about a lack of … that word.

your spend

Nothing says “coke-addled car salesman” like “the spend”. I wish self-respecting humans would quit that.

I have a SystemD service

The irony is how lennart and his cancer approached standards, top to bottom.

Now I want McRibs.

uses this get give dad a bit

Good luck with recovery.

I feel people are very smart and they would fix their writing if they only knew. At the same time, I worry people are not open to external review.

I finally cancelled an apple TV account - Lasso was done, silo wasn’t enough and the browser performance was absolute shit - and it took me THREE TRIES over as many days. I’m a 30-year I.T guy raised from the time where we’d “get games with no instructions” and have to figure it out and cope with stupid a lot.

I failed. Twice. After wasting a lot of time each time.

It’s entirely circular. God help the poor schmuck who still has a device on an apple ID no longer in possession and needs to navigate all that with apple insisting “Joe in New Hampshire needs to approve your password change from that phone you ebayed 6 years ago and is probably in a landfill now”.

Have patience. And, win or lose, tell fucking everyone. If anyone tells you “just go buy some iphone and hook it up” you have my permission to borrow their device and smash it in the process by accident.

Don’t get a full of yourself, though. She calls EVERYONE Daddy.