So, 37 seconds?

The rams need a different battering.

Or
4. Continue to treat people as spoiled toddlers and hire servants to clean up after them.

Old people have moved there and the prices have skyrocketed.

I heard about pineapple.

You don’t think it’s ‘Lemon Pledge’?

No.
A lot of stuff goes far beyond dumb and/or parody.

It was a sophisticated drug transaction, and that play was intended to distract you.
Success.

Vinyl fence?

Tarrifying, even.

B-B-But what if you fell into a volcano before you could make that proposal?

What then, featherman?

Checkmate!

I love when folks introduce hypotheticals, then pile on hypotheticals and nonsensicals, and believe they’ve championed their cleverness.

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