Drusas

I’ll always remember the first time I went to Chipotle. I guess it must have still been a regional thing at the time because I had never heard of it or been to one, so I wasn’t familiar with how it worked. Someone I had just started dating brought me there.

There was a small menu on the wall in the area where you wait in line. It listed things like chicken burrito, bean burrito, etc, along with ingredients for each of those. So I thought, “Alright. Bean burrito sounds good.”

It’s my turn to order. I asked for the bean burrito. They stare at me and I stare at them.

“No, but what do you want on it?”

-“All the things for the bean burrito.”

“I need to know what you want on it.”

-“What? Just the regular. It’s on the sign there.”

I have returned to Chipotle only once because that same person I was dating at the time wanted to go. I didn’t want to deal with the burrito process, so I just ordered rice.

They didn’t specify that there was cilantro in the rice back then. I’ve got that cilantro equals soap gene.

I have never returned to a Chipotle.

Thank you for reading my mundane story.

It sure would be nice if you could report accounts as bots.

Why do you think that?

You may be on to something. I am much more like person A.

I watch a lot of YouTube and my experience contradicts yours. Watch one dog video and suddenly it’s nothing but dog videos.

That is unfortunately common. You’re considered a new patient if you haven’t seen the doctor within three years at a bunch of places, especially ones that are busy.

I would love to see a source for that.

Not only do they not dry your hands well, they spread germs all over the place.

Clever. Makes you want beer snacks or cheese.

The Safeway by me is pretty reasonably organized. Probably depends on the manager.

More than mildly.

Thank you!

As a disabled person who looks like a youngish, able-bodied person, I try not to assume that the people sitting in the disabled seats are themselves healthy. If I need a seat and they’re taken, I will ask, “Is there anyone sitting here who isn’t disabled?” That generally gets somebody to stand up. Interestingly, it’s usually the older people. I guess they are better able to empathize with the need to sit.

Try a butcher shop or ethnic grocery store with a meat counter.

The best operator would pass the call to another operator and call back the person who was disconnected. Or have another operator call back the person who is disconnected.

Source: Worked 911.

The study, published Friday night, identified a total of 35 buildings that have sunk by as much as three inches between 2016 and 2023, including the iconic Surf Club Towers and Faena Hotel, the Porsche Design Tower, The Ritz-Carlton Residences, Trump Tower III and Trump International Beach Resorts. Together, the high rises accommodate tens of thousands of residents and tourists. Some have more than 300 units, including penthouses that cost millions of dollars.

Oh no, those poor rich people.

There has been nothing to indicate that he has inherited wealth yet. Aside from schooling.

I’d say “pissed at” more than “mocking”.

TIL one guy is all criminals.

But also you’ve never heard of jury nullification.

Imagine someone stealing your home because you got sick or injured. Jesus fucking christ. Luigi is right. We already live in a dystopia.

Edit: owing $200,000 to a non-profit hospital. Non-profit my ass.