Pass. Toto UltraMax + Toto bidet ftw. Game changer https://www.totousa.com/washlet
This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool. The surprise is just lights, but it has a ton of other functionality. I like the bidet function and heated blow dry
Maybe the surprise is there to scare the shit out of the person using it.
Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.
and cure your hiccups at the same time
I love the line highlighted on the right side, “light is the source of surprise, the romance from the toilet”
Lol
Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?
I’m pretty sure that Google Translate is better at getting a reasonable tone out Chinese->English translation than whatever they used.
It’d be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5
The three seashells. Heat, power, and pulsation pattern.
…this…crap… mildly infuriates me…
